Your soul and your psyche are locked in a mortal conflict. Your psyche hates buggies of all kinds from creepy crawlies to flying dive bombing squeeters. Your soul hates chemicals, and especially the ones you spray, could breathe in, or add to the ever growing toxic cloud we call the atmosphere. Solution! Zap 'em, electronically. And if that doesn't work...SWAT (electronically)! THWAT! (then vacuum).
I hate bugs. But I hate poisonous chemicals more. That's why I think this collection is such a good idea. Instead of sprays, you can get some exercise swinging around an electronic bug zapper.